Thursday, January 24, 2008

Redneck Jokes

How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel ?
When you call the front desk and say, 'I gotta leak in my sink,' and the clerk replies, 'Go ahead.'

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder . . .
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records

Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

and finally, my personal favorite:

A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the Redneck driver, 'Got any I.D. ?'
and the driver replies, 'Bout wut ?'

'Bout wut?' har har har. i just love that one!
thanks to steve s.

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